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- The one thing I would never say to my in-laws is please stop asking when we are having children because we are still trying to keep a houseplant alive
- The worst haircut ever
- The one thing I would do if I could erase one memory is the time I confidently waved at a mannequin because I thought it was an old friend
- Work smarter, not harder because working hard has not improved my snacks-to-income ratio
- More awkward than trying to pull a push door while someone on the other side watches you struggle
- My childhood dream was to
- Stupider than a person who opens the fridge six times expecting the contents to have developed a new personality
- As cool as a cucumber a paramedic giving clear instructions while everyone else is running around in circles
best parking spot and then spends twenty minutes looking for the car
make lemonade, then find someone whose life gave them vodka.
slice them up and make a refreshing cold drink.
check if they come with a receipt to return them.
complain to the manager of the universe.
just say thank you and keep walking.
squeeze them back into life's eyes!
add sugar, ice, and sell it for 5 bucks a glass.
squirt them on tacos and enjoy the day.
wonder why it didn't give you mangos instead.
freeze them and throw them at your daily problems.