Jokes and sentences to complete: finish the line and laugh at what others come up with
Final de Chiste is a collaborative game: every day we post the beginning of a joke, a saying or a sentence and together we invent how it ends. Read the funniest endings, vote with 😂 for the ones that make you laugh and write yours without signing up. You can also caption funny photos.
"The best part of a joke is... its ending." 😂
What is Final de Chiste about?
A place to procrastinate, vent and have fun
Finish the sentences, quotes, sayings and jokes we suggest
Vote for the ones you find funniest
Give the jokers a shower of negative votes
Try the joke roulette to jump to a random joke.
It is a place to drop by and have a few laughs. I hope you like it.
Top 10 endings, most voted
- #1Fake it till you make it or until someone asks you to explain the spreadsheet
- #2My superpower would be finding the one thing I need only after buying a replacement
- #3The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree but sometimes it rolls into a completely different family
- #4The one thing I can’t live without is the little treat I promise myself for completing a normal task
- #5Don’t count your chickens before they hatch or before they learn to ignore you
- #6You can’t have your cake and eat it too which feels like a design flaw in the whole cake system
- #7When life gives you lemons ask for the receipt because you specifically ordered tacos
- #8My search history would be embarrassing if google ever decided to read it out loud at a family dinner
- #9Honesty is the best policy until someone asks if you enjoyed their forty-five-minute story
- #10The most American thing ever is buying a giant truck to pick up one bag of groceries
Participation
- 1,015endings written
- 747jokes and photos
- 1endings per joke
At Final de Chiste the jokes never run out.
Latest joke endings
- As cool as a cucumber a cucumber sitting in the fridge while the other vegetables worry about the expiration date
- As cool as a cucumber a waiter balancing a tray of drinks through a packed room without looking at the glasses
- As cool as a cucumber a gardener calmly moving delicate seedlings while the storm clouds roll in
- As cool as a cucumber someone who accidentally sends a personal photo to the office chat and calmly changes the subject
- As cool as a cucumber a paramedic directing traffic around an accident while everyone else is panicking
- As cool as a cucumber a teacher facing a room full of restless students five minutes before summer break
- As cool as a cucumber a poker player whose opponent has just announced they are holding four aces
- As cool as a cucumber a chef managing a packed kitchen after the oven alarm starts screaming
Top 10 jokes, most popular
Pictures to caption
You are the one who provides the best part of a joke: its ending.
Came up with a great one? Press Share on any ending and download the sentence as an image for your Instagram story or your WhatsApp status, with a direct link so others can read it and write theirs.
Do you have a joke or sentence for others to finish? Send it to me. If you want to know everything, here are the frequently asked questions. And of course it is free: enjoy!




