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- The worst haircut ever
- The one thing I would do if I could erase one memory is the time I confidently waved at a mannequin because I thought it was an old friend
- Work smarter, not harder because working hard has not improved my snacks-to-income ratio
- More awkward than trying to pull a push door while someone on the other side watches you struggle
- My childhood dream was to
- Stupider than a person who opens the fridge six times expecting the contents to have developed a new personality
- As cool as a cucumber a paramedic giving clear instructions while everyone else is running around in circles
- The one thing I would never say to my mother-in-law is pretending to get an urgent notification on my phone and making a dramatic gasping sound
ask for the receipt because you specifically ordered tacos
subtitles on a muted television screen.
a thousand promised broken promises.
a 20-page apology email that nobody reads.
words, especially when you actually deliver results.
words, so stop talking and show us.
a detailed PowerPoint presentation about grand intentions.
words, but typing in ALL CAPS gets pretty close.
a noisy room full of empty opinions.
words, but silence sometimes speaks loudest.
whatever excuses you had prepared.