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- The worst life hack ever
- The most ridiculous thing I’ve ever done to get free food is telling the waiter it is my birthday in the hope of receiving a free dessert and a round of applause
- Dumber than a broken calculator trying to work out how many times I have made the same mistake this week
- More desperate than ever
- The worst luck ever
- As nutty as a fruitcake
- The one thing I would do if I could control the weather is make it rain only over the lawns of people who run leaf blowers at seven in the morning
- Hungrier than a teenager who has just discovered the refrigerator is not a self cleaning machine
guess the exact weight of a bag of chips just by picking it up
identify the exact TV show playing in another room by hearing two seconds of audio
remember every movie quote from 2004 while forgetting why I walked into the kitchen
fold a paper airplane that flies directly into the nearest ceiling fan
a photo of my search history because even I deserve a little privacy from myself
balance a broom on my shoe for thirty seconds without losing concentration