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- Nobody believes me when
- Tougher than leather
- As mad as a hornet a hornet that has just discovered someone parked in its favorite spot
- More desperate than a person who agrees to host Thanksgiving before checking how many relatives are coming
- The worst thing about getting older is realizing that getting up from the couch now requires a plan and sometimes a noise
- The most ridiculous thing I’ve ever done for attention is posting a vague quote about loyalty just to see which friend would text me first
- As embarrassing as a a job interview where you call the hiring manager Mom and then ask for a snack
- More useless than a kitchen gadget that has one button and still requires a forty page instruction manual
two relatives realizing they both brought the exact same store bought potato salad
a elbow knocking over a full bottle of red wine onto a white tablecloth
the smart speaker randomly interrupting to give a detailed definition of gravy
finding the exact answer I need on the internet after confidently explaining the wrong answer to everyone
the cat jumping onto the table and running off with an entire garlic bread loaf
someone bringing up local property taxes right as the soup was being served