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- As mad as a hornet a hornet that has just discovered someone parked in its favorite spot
- More desperate than a person who agrees to host Thanksgiving before checking how many relatives are coming
- The worst thing about getting older is realizing that getting up from the couch now requires a plan and sometimes a noise
- The most ridiculous thing I’ve ever done for attention is posting a vague quote about loyalty just to see which friend would text me first
- As embarrassing as a a job interview where you call the hiring manager Mom and then ask for a snack
- More useless than a kitchen gadget that has one button and still requires a forty page instruction manual
- As soft as a marshmallow pillow in a hotel room that costs more than my rent
- The worst thing to overhear
the slow motion camera setting that you only ever activate by complete accident
the automatic screen brightness that dims to pitch black whenever you go outdoors
the pocket dial emergency feature that activates every time you put on tight jeans
a pre-installed motion app that tracks how many times you flip your phone over
a digital assistant that activates itself during movie quiet scenes to offer weather updates
watching two guests silently fight over who gets to take home the leftovers