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- The worst thing about getting older is realizing that getting up from the couch now requires a plan and sometimes a noise
- The most ridiculous thing I’ve ever done for attention is posting a vague quote about loyalty just to see which friend would text me first
- As embarrassing as a a job interview where you call the hiring manager Mom and then ask for a snack
- More useless than a kitchen gadget that has one button and still requires a forty page instruction manual
- As soft as a marshmallow pillow in a hotel room that costs more than my rent
- The worst thing to overhear
- As ugly as a a scarecrow rejected from a modeling agency for looking too much like a scarecrow
- The one thing I would never say to my in-laws is please stop asking when we are having children because we are still trying to keep a houseplant alive
a giant tube of anti-itch cream sitting directly next to the living room snacks
a printed instruction manual on how to talk to humans without getting anxious
a self help book titled how to hide your mess in under five minutes flat
a mountain of unfolded laundry on the sofa that you claimed was getting ironed
a half eaten jar of peanut butter with three different spoons sticking out of it
having a publicist explain that the video of me arguing with a parking meter is not on brand