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- More useless than a kitchen gadget that has one button and still requires a forty page instruction manual
- As soft as a marshmallow pillow in a hotel room that costs more than my rent
- The worst thing to overhear
- As ugly as a a scarecrow rejected from a modeling agency for looking too much like a scarecrow
- The one thing I would never say to my in-laws is please stop asking when we are having children because we are still trying to keep a houseplant alive
- The worst haircut ever
- The one thing I would do if I could erase one memory is the time I confidently waved at a mannequin because I thought it was an old friend
- Work smarter, not harder because working hard has not improved my snacks-to-income ratio
replying with a dramatic gasp and asking if this is about the missing cookies
feeling my soul temporarily leave my body while I try to maintain a calm expression
reviewing every interaction I have had since 2014 to find my crime
assuming they found out about the mug I accidentally chipped three months ago
wondering if I should start packing a bag and changing my legal identity
being asked what my greatest weakness is while my laptop updates for forty minutes