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- Every cloud has a silver lining and mine is apparently a coupon that expired yesterday
- Nobody believes me when
- Tougher than leather
- As mad as a hornet a hornet that has just discovered someone parked in its favorite spot
- More desperate than a person who agrees to host Thanksgiving before checking how many relatives are coming
- The worst thing about getting older is realizing that getting up from the couch now requires a plan and sometimes a noise
- The most ridiculous thing I’ve ever done for attention is posting a vague quote about loyalty just to see which friend would text me first
- As embarrassing as a a job interview where you call the hiring manager Mom and then ask for a snack
a loading screen that has been stuck at ninety eight percent since breakfast
the elevator in a building where everyone is late for work
a sleepy driver trying to find the right podcast before leaving the driveway
my motivation returning from a long weekend and immediately asking for another weekend
an old computer trying to open a video call while installing updates in the background
a software update that reaches ninety nine percent and decides to take a lunch break
a sleepy turtle crossing a rug that it believes is an entire continent
a website loading on airport WiFi just before your boarding pass appears
a snail taking a scenic route around a single garden stone
my old laptop opening a browser with three tabs already waiting
a checkout line when the person at the front starts searching for exact change
a Sunday afternoon when the remote is on the other side of the room
a queue for coffee when every customer orders a drink with six customizations
a toddler putting on shoes when the family is already in the car
a Monday morning when the coffee machine is broken and the printer has developed opinions
a Monday morning train that stops at every station and then waits between them
the line at the DMV when you forgot to bring a book
a restaurant kitchen after the chef announces that the printer is out of paper
a tired waiter carrying one cup of coffee through a crowded brunch spot
a meeting where nobody knows the agenda but everyone has brought a slide deck
a snail carrying a sofa uphill in winter