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- Nobody believes me when
- Tougher than leather
- As mad as a hornet a hornet that has just discovered someone parked in its favorite spot
- More desperate than a person who agrees to host Thanksgiving before checking how many relatives are coming
- The worst thing about getting older is realizing that getting up from the couch now requires a plan and sometimes a noise
- The most ridiculous thing I’ve ever done for attention is posting a vague quote about loyalty just to see which friend would text me first
- As embarrassing as a a job interview where you call the hiring manager Mom and then ask for a snack
- More useless than a kitchen gadget that has one button and still requires a forty page instruction manual
someone who asks the GPS for directions and then argues with every instruction
someone arguing with a microwave because the leftovers are still cold
a laptop that asks whether you want to save changes after you have already closed the file
a calendar app reminding you about a meeting while you are already sitting in it
a rock that has been asked to assemble flat pack furniture without the instructions
a doorbell camera that records the delivery driver leaving without the package
a printer that jams while displaying a message saying everything is fine
a calculator that needs a calculator to work out the tip
a cat trying to understand why the laser pointer has no flavor
a man who buys a robot vacuum and then spends the afternoon rescuing it from corners
a pigeon walking into a glass door and then blaming the building
a smart speaker that turns on the kitchen lights whenever someone says goodnight
a GPS that tells you to turn left into a lake
a person who puts the car keys in the fridge and blames the morning for being confusing
someone pressing the elevator button ten times as if it will arrive faster
a cashier who scans the same item six times and wonders why the total looks unusual
a man who buys a smart fridge and still asks it what day it is
someone who keeps pushing the crosswalk button after the light has already changed
a person who puts metal in the microwave and blames the appliance
a phone that keeps autocorrecting the word dinner into a name nobody knows
a password manager that locks you out because you forgot the master password