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- Tougher than leather
- As mad as a hornet a hornet that has just discovered someone parked in its favorite spot
- More desperate than a person who agrees to host Thanksgiving before checking how many relatives are coming
- The worst thing about getting older is realizing that getting up from the couch now requires a plan and sometimes a noise
- The most ridiculous thing I’ve ever done for attention is posting a vague quote about loyalty just to see which friend would text me first
- As embarrassing as a a job interview where you call the hiring manager Mom and then ask for a snack
- More useless than a kitchen gadget that has one button and still requires a forty page instruction manual
- As soft as a marshmallow pillow in a hotel room that costs more than my rent
a driver looking for the exit while passing the same giant arrow for the fourth time
a shopper looking for their phone while using it as a flashlight
a driver circling the same parking lot while ignoring three empty spaces
my uncle trying to read the menu without turning on his phone flashlight
someone trying to spot a red suitcase in a room where every other bag is black
my friend trying to spot the enormous suitcase they left in the middle of the hallway
a shopper looking for the giant sign that says customer service while standing beneath it
someone searching for their glasses while wearing them
a tourist standing beside the map and asking which way the river flows
a driver looking for the parking garage while parked directly in front of it
a person asking where the lights are while standing next to the switch
a person reading the sign that says push while pulling the door with full commitment
a person looking for the glasses that are perched on top of their head
someone asking where the remote is while sitting on top of it
someone searching every pocket for a phone that is currently playing music in their hand
a tourist staring at a giant street sign and asking where the street is
a person reading the menu board and still asking what the restaurant serves
a person waving at a stranger because they mistook a coat rack for an old friend
someone who cannot find the milk while holding the carton in one hand
someone who walks past the open door and then asks why the room is so dark
a bat wearing sunglasses indoors and asking why the room is so dark