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- As mad as a hornet a hornet that has just discovered someone parked in its favorite spot
- More desperate than a person who agrees to host Thanksgiving before checking how many relatives are coming
- The worst thing about getting older is realizing that getting up from the couch now requires a plan and sometimes a noise
- The most ridiculous thing I’ve ever done for attention is posting a vague quote about loyalty just to see which friend would text me first
- As embarrassing as a a job interview where you call the hiring manager Mom and then ask for a snack
- More useless than a kitchen gadget that has one button and still requires a forty page instruction manual
- As soft as a marshmallow pillow in a hotel room that costs more than my rent
- The worst thing to overhear
a parent trying to pack lunches while answering questions about dinosaurs
a bakery team on the morning before a holiday weekend
a parent getting three kids ready while the school bus is already outside
a florist on Valentine's Day with a cooler full of roses and a phone that never stops ringing
a food truck owner at lunchtime with a line around the block and one working card reader
a squirrel preparing for winter with a spreadsheet and a color coded calendar
a wedding photographer trying to gather relatives who have wandered off for snacks
a freelancer who has six deadlines and one very unreliable laptop
a bee with a calendar full of meetings and absolutely no time to stop and smell the flowers
an airport ground crew during a storm when every departure time has changed
a wedding planner when the cake arrives at the wrong venue
a school secretary during registration week when every parent has the same urgent question
a barista during the morning rush when the card reader stops working
a parent packing school lunches while signing permission slips and locating missing shoes
the person who volunteered to organize the office party and now regrets everything
a squirrel moving acorns into storage while inspecting every nut for quality control
a restaurant server on Saturday night with one hundred tables and two working hands
a nurse at shift change when three people need help and the phone will not stop ringing
an ant running a tiny logistics company with no annual leave
a one person office where the same employee handles payroll repairs and birthday cards
the only person in the office who knows where the missing forms are