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- More desperate than a person who agrees to host Thanksgiving before checking how many relatives are coming
- The worst thing about getting older is realizing that getting up from the couch now requires a plan and sometimes a noise
- The most ridiculous thing I’ve ever done for attention is posting a vague quote about loyalty just to see which friend would text me first
- As embarrassing as a a job interview where you call the hiring manager Mom and then ask for a snack
- More useless than a kitchen gadget that has one button and still requires a forty page instruction manual
- As soft as a marshmallow pillow in a hotel room that costs more than my rent
- The worst thing to overhear
- As ugly as a a scarecrow rejected from a modeling agency for looking too much like a scarecrow
a cat entering the room after knocking a glass off the counter
a teenager trying to get past the living room after saying they were already asleep
a student opening a bag of chips during the quietest part of the exam
a cat walking past the room where the vacuum cleaner is stored
a roommate trying to cook at midnight without waking anyone who pays rent
the whole family when someone says the baby has finally fallen asleep
a library visitor opening a bag of candy during the final page of a silent exam
a person trying to eat crisps during a serious video call with the microphone on
a library full of people who all heard the same phone vibrate
a classroom during a surprise observation when even the pencil sharpener seems nervous
a teenager sneaking downstairs for snacks after everyone has gone to bed
a mouse sneaking through a kitchen while the family argues about who ate the last cookie
a kid trying to sneak a cookie while the floorboards announce every step
a person pressing mute before admitting what they really think of the meeting
a burglar who has just stepped on a squeaky toy in a house full of dogs
a dog creeping past the bath after hearing the word shampoo
a dog hiding behind the sofa after knocking over the trash can
a mouse crossing the kitchen after the family dog has fallen asleep
a mouse trying to sneak past a cat that is pretending to nap
a person waiting for the boss to leave before opening the lunch they brought from home
someone trying to leave a meeting without the manager noticing