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- The worst thing about getting older is realizing that getting up from the couch now requires a plan and sometimes a noise
- The most ridiculous thing I’ve ever done for attention is posting a vague quote about loyalty just to see which friend would text me first
- As embarrassing as a a job interview where you call the hiring manager Mom and then ask for a snack
- More useless than a kitchen gadget that has one button and still requires a forty page instruction manual
- As soft as a marshmallow pillow in a hotel room that costs more than my rent
- The worst thing to overhear
- As ugly as a a scarecrow rejected from a modeling agency for looking too much like a scarecrow
- The one thing I would never say to my in-laws is please stop asking when we are having children because we are still trying to keep a houseplant alive
a ranch hand opening a stubborn gate in the middle of a thunderstorm
a rugby player who carries the whole team kit and still holds the door open
a delivery worker carrying a sofa up three flights because the lift is broken
an ox that has been asked to carry the entire family through moving day
a weightlifter carrying a full cooler across a beach without spilling a drop
a farmer moving hay bales while everyone else debates the best way to do it
a lumberjack carrying logs while the onlookers debate the safest route
the friend who moves apartments without hiring help and then asks everyone to admire the sofa
a moving crew lifting a piano up a staircase that was clearly designed by an enemy
a forklift that has been asked to move a mountain of office paperwork
a construction worker moving concrete blocks while the rest of the crew searches for gloves
my dad carrying every grocery bag in one trip to protect his reputation
a delivery driver bringing a washing machine up two flights because the elevator is out
the friend who moves a bookcase alone and then insists it was not that heavy
a grandmother hauling a suitcase full of food because nobody should travel hungry
a farmer hauling a feed sack while explaining that it is the easy part of the morning
a gym regular who opens pickle jars for the entire neighborhood
a grandparent lifting a sleeping child and all their blankets without waking them
a farm tractor that has just heard the words heavy lifting
a toddler resisting bedtime with the force of a professional wrestler
a hockey player carrying the equipment bag that everyone else claims is too heavy