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- The most ridiculous thing I’ve ever done for attention is posting a vague quote about loyalty just to see which friend would text me first
- As embarrassing as a a job interview where you call the hiring manager Mom and then ask for a snack
- More useless than a kitchen gadget that has one button and still requires a forty page instruction manual
- As soft as a marshmallow pillow in a hotel room that costs more than my rent
- The worst thing to overhear
- As ugly as a a scarecrow rejected from a modeling agency for looking too much like a scarecrow
- The one thing I would never say to my in-laws is please stop asking when we are having children because we are still trying to keep a houseplant alive
- The worst haircut ever
a farmer repairing a fence in the rain because the livestock have other plans
a retired teacher who can silence a noisy room with one raised eyebrow
a battered work boot that has crossed three countries and refuses to retire
a grandmother who has survived five decades of family drama and still hosts Sunday dinner
a nurse who finishes a night shift and still makes breakfast for the family
a boxer who gets up before the referee has finished counting
a rescue worker climbing through rough terrain while the weather keeps getting worse
a battered old suitcase that has survived more airports than its owner
a firefighter returning to work after a rough call and checking on the rest of the crew
a cactus that has survived three house moves and a month of being forgotten
a veteran mechanic working through a freezing morning with a toolbox older than the car
a school caretaker who fixes the boiler with a wrench and a deeply disappointed sigh
a grandmother who has outlasted every family argument and still remembers everyone's birthday
a mountain rescue volunteer who keeps going when the weather turns ugly
a boxer who takes a hard round and comes back asking for another
a mechanic who can repair an engine while explaining why you should have changed the oil
a construction worker who can open a stubborn pickle jar without asking for help
a retired teacher who can handle a room full of noisy children without raising her voice
a firefighter walking into a building while everyone else is looking for the exit
a mountain guide who stays calm when the trail disappears under fresh snow
a nurse finishing a double shift and still helping a lost visitor find the lift