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- More useless than a kitchen gadget that has one button and still requires a forty page instruction manual
- As soft as a marshmallow pillow in a hotel room that costs more than my rent
- The worst thing to overhear
- As ugly as a a scarecrow rejected from a modeling agency for looking too much like a scarecrow
- The one thing I would never say to my in-laws is please stop asking when we are having children because we are still trying to keep a houseplant alive
- The worst haircut ever
- The one thing I would do if I could erase one memory is the time I confidently waved at a mannequin because I thought it was an old friend
- Work smarter, not harder because working hard has not improved my snacks-to-income ratio
a stand up comedian whose audience has started checking the weather forecast
my bank account two days after payday
a forgotten sandwich in the glove compartment after a cross country drive
a sponge that has spent the afternoon on a radiator
a loaf left on the counter until it can be used to prop open the garage door
a comedian's set when the audience has checked their phones twice
a beach towel that has been hanging in the sun since last weekend
a conversation about taxes at a party where everyone wanted to talk about the food
a garden hose that has not seen water since the sprinklers were invented
a cracker that has been left open since last summer
a sponge left on the windowsill through an entire heatwave
a towel left outside in the middle of a heatwave
a water bottle after a long hike when everyone forgot to refill it
the desert after the rain forecast has been canceled for the fifth year running
a lecture about printer maintenance delivered to a room full of people waiting for lunch
a sandwich left in a hot car during a cross country road trip
the office joke after the manager has explained it three separate times
a bone buried in the backyard and forgotten by three generations of dogs
a joke about spreadsheets told at a party where nobody has opened a laptop all evening
a loaf of bread forgotten at the back of the cupboard until it can double as a doorstop
a slice of toast forgotten on the dashboard during a summer road trip