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- As ugly as a a scarecrow rejected from a modeling agency for looking too much like a scarecrow
- The one thing I would never say to my in-laws is please stop asking when we are having children because we are still trying to keep a houseplant alive
- The worst haircut ever
- The one thing I would do if I could erase one memory is the time I confidently waved at a mannequin because I thought it was an old friend
- Work smarter, not harder because working hard has not improved my snacks-to-income ratio
- More awkward than trying to pull a push door while someone on the other side watches you struggle
- My childhood dream was to
- Stupider than a person who opens the fridge six times expecting the contents to have developed a new personality
a child who has been handed a huge box and permission to build whatever they want
a child who has been given a cardboard box bigger than the toy that came inside it
a kid who has just discovered that school is canceled because of snow
a toddler who has both the remote control and the last pancake
a toddler holding the last cookie while the adults are still looking for the plate
a commuter who discovers that the train is on time and the seat beside the window is empty
a person who finds twenty dollars in a coat they have not worn since winter
a kid who has just been told the school trip includes a trip to the aquarium
a cat who has found the warmest spot on the sofa and has no plans to share it
a cat that has claimed a clean laundry basket before anyone else can use it
until someone mentions that the rent is due tomorrow
a grandpa with a full plate a comfortable chair and no reason to leave early
a clam that has no rent to pay and absolutely no meetings on its calendar
a clam with no bills to pay and no notifications to answer
someone who has canceled all their plans and can finally spend the day in pajamas
a dog who has found a sunny patch on the floor and a person willing to scratch its ears
a dog that has been told the word walk and has forgotten every other word in the language
a traveler who finds out the hotel has a late checkout and a breakfast buffet
a grandparent surrounded by family and a table full of homemade food
a person who finds out their flight has been upgraded and the lounge has free snacks
someone who sees that the group dinner has been canceled and the evening is suddenly free