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- Tougher than leather
- As mad as a hornet a hornet that has just discovered someone parked in its favorite spot
- More desperate than a person who agrees to host Thanksgiving before checking how many relatives are coming
- The worst thing about getting older is realizing that getting up from the couch now requires a plan and sometimes a noise
- The most ridiculous thing I’ve ever done for attention is posting a vague quote about loyalty just to see which friend would text me first
- As embarrassing as a a job interview where you call the hiring manager Mom and then ask for a snack
- More useless than a kitchen gadget that has one button and still requires a forty page instruction manual
- As soft as a marshmallow pillow in a hotel room that costs more than my rent
the confidence I feel when the restaurant bill arrives and someone else reaches for it first