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- As nutty as a fruitcake
- The one thing I would do if I could control the weather is make it rain only over the lawns of people who run leaf blowers at seven in the morning
- Hungrier than a teenager who has just discovered the refrigerator is not a self cleaning machine
- The most ridiculous thing I’ve ever done after a breakup is changing my entire wardrobe to look mysterious and then getting recognized by the cashier at the grocery store
- More dangerous than driving home with a birthday cake on the passenger seat and a sudden urge to brake hard
- As clear as mud
- Every cloud has a silver lining and mine is apparently a coupon that expired yesterday
- Nobody believes me when
a paramedic giving clear instructions while everyone else is running around in circles
a paramedic directing traffic around an accident while everyone else is panicking
a cucumber sitting in the fridge while the other vegetables worry about the expiration date
a chef handling a dinner rush while three pans catch fire and the printer keeps shouting
a pilot talking passengers through turbulence as if he were reading a grocery list
a teacher walking into a classroom five minutes before the final bell on Friday
a poker player whose opponent has just announced they are holding four aces
a cucumber in the fridge that has somehow outlasted every other vegetable
a gardener calmly moving delicate seedlings while the storm clouds roll in
a gardener during a heatwave who knows exactly which plants can handle the drama
a surgeon giving calm instructions while the operating room team moves with practiced precision
a pilot explaining a delay while the passengers are all checking their watches
someone who accidentally sends a personal photo to the office chat and calmly changes the subject
a cat sitting beside a glass of water it has already knocked off the table
right up until the printer jams five minutes before the deadline
a chef managing a packed kitchen after the oven alarm starts screaming
a waiter balancing six plates while someone asks whether the soup is hot
a teacher facing a room full of restless students five minutes before summer break
a poker player who has just been dealt terrible cards and still asks for another drink
a waiter balancing a tray of drinks through a packed room without looking at the glasses
a person who accidentally sends a private message to the work group chat and simply carries on