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- Stupider than a person who opens the fridge six times expecting the contents to have developed a new personality
- As cool as a cucumber a paramedic giving clear instructions while everyone else is running around in circles
- The one thing I would never say to my mother-in-law is pretending to get an urgent notification on my phone and making a dramatic gasping sound
- The one thing that makes me instantly happy is finding cash in a coat pocket and feeling like I have been personally selected for a government stimulus
- As annoying as a smoke detector announcing its low battery at three in the morning
- As busy as a restaurant manager on Mother's Day with three missing servers and a kitchen full of smoke
- As slow as a delivery driver searching for an apartment in a building with no numbers
- More useless than a screen door on a submarine during a particularly busy week
my apologies which is why nobody believes me anymore
forgetting the appointment completely.
showing up with empty hands to the party.
showing up early and having to awkwardly help set up.
never, but showing up on time is still superior.
arriving on time with a bad attitude.
arriving after all the appetizers are gone.
never... though late usually means cold food.
never, so thanks for finally making it!
missing out on the free pizza entirely.
showing up at the wrong venue altogether.