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- As embarrassing as a a job interview where you call the hiring manager Mom and then ask for a snack
- More useless than a kitchen gadget that has one button and still requires a forty page instruction manual
- As soft as a marshmallow pillow in a hotel room that costs more than my rent
- The worst thing to overhear
- As ugly as a a scarecrow rejected from a modeling agency for looking too much like a scarecrow
- The one thing I would never say to my in-laws is please stop asking when we are having children because we are still trying to keep a houseplant alive
- The worst haircut ever
- The one thing I would do if I could erase one memory is the time I confidently waved at a mannequin because I thought it was an old friend
pretending to get an urgent notification on my phone and making a dramatic gasping sound
pointing at a completely ordinary object in the room and asking if they have ever noticed it before
taking a very long, thoughtful sip of my drink even if the glass is already completely empty
asking a deeply personal question about their childhood pet to break the tension instantly
asking whether the family group chat has an unsubscribe button
commenting on the unusual shape of the clouds outside like a nineteenth century poet