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- Work smarter, not harder because working hard has not improved my snacks-to-income ratio
- More awkward than trying to pull a push door while someone on the other side watches you struggle
- My childhood dream was to
- Stupider than a person who opens the fridge six times expecting the contents to have developed a new personality
- As cool as a cucumber a paramedic giving clear instructions while everyone else is running around in circles
- The one thing I would never say to my mother-in-law is pretending to get an urgent notification on my phone and making a dramatic gasping sound
- The one thing that makes me instantly happy is finding cash in a coat pocket and feeling like I have been personally selected for a government stimulus
- As annoying as a smoke detector announcing its low battery at three in the morning
where the water bill is ridiculously high.
where they use better lighting and filters.
on the other side until you have to mow it.
because it's artificial turf, don't be fooled.
over the septic tank, remember that.
where you stop comparing yourself to others.
until you get closer and see the weeds.
on the side that gets direct sunlight.
where you actually take the time to water it.
where nobody's pet has walked yet.