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- My childhood dream was to
- Stupider than a person who opens the fridge six times expecting the contents to have developed a new personality
- As cool as a cucumber a paramedic giving clear instructions while everyone else is running around in circles
- The one thing I would never say to my mother-in-law is pretending to get an urgent notification on my phone and making a dramatic gasping sound
- The one thing that makes me instantly happy is finding cash in a coat pocket and feeling like I have been personally selected for a government stimulus
- As annoying as a smoke detector announcing its low battery at three in the morning
- As busy as a restaurant manager on Mother's Day with three missing servers and a kitchen full of smoke
- As slow as a delivery driver searching for an apartment in a building with no numbers
staring intently at the screen to look engaged while actually planning what I am going to eat for dinner
waiting for someone to pause for breath so I can say agree and pretend I heard the last ten minutes
trying to figure out if my camera is off so I can quietly take a bite of my sandwich without getting caught
never buy storage containers before checking whether you own anything worth storing
mentally rearranging my living room furniture while nodding solemnly at quarterly sales figures
nodding thoughtfully during a explanation while my brain is playing the Wii elevator music on loop
practicing my acceptance speech for an imaginary award instead of listening to the weekly budget update