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- The most ridiculous thing I’ve ever done after a breakup is changing my entire wardrobe to look mysterious and then getting recognized by the cashier at the grocery store
- More dangerous than driving home with a birthday cake on the passenger seat and a sudden urge to brake hard
- As clear as mud
- Every cloud has a silver lining and mine is apparently a coupon that expired yesterday
- Nobody believes me when
- Tougher than leather
- As mad as a hornet a hornet that has just discovered someone parked in its favorite spot
- More desperate than a person who agrees to host Thanksgiving before checking how many relatives are coming
do not submerge this electrical hair dryer in a bathtub full of water while plugged in
remind yourself to open the plastic packaging before attempting to eat the frozen pizza
for external use only on a bar of soap that looks and smells exactly like fresh strawberries
caution contents may be hot printed on a cup of boiling coffee I just purchased
do not drive or operate heavy machinery after consuming this sleeping aid meant for bedtime
being asked if I packed my own bag while standing beside a suitcase full of things I do not recognize