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- As soft as a marshmallow pillow in a hotel room that costs more than my rent
- The worst thing to overhear
- As ugly as a a scarecrow rejected from a modeling agency for looking too much like a scarecrow
- The one thing I would never say to my in-laws is please stop asking when we are having children because we are still trying to keep a houseplant alive
- The worst haircut ever
- The one thing I would do if I could erase one memory is the time I confidently waved at a mannequin because I thought it was an old friend
- Work smarter, not harder because working hard has not improved my snacks-to-income ratio
- More awkward than trying to pull a push door while someone on the other side watches you struggle
a giant penguin wearing a business suit trying to sell me home insurance
trying to run away from a slow moving turtle while wearing heavy lead boots
showing up to an high school math exam for a class I never attended all semester
realizing I have been telling a date an extremely long story about a person they are related to
flying over my neighborhood using two paper paper plates as wings
having a serious debate with a golden retriever about proper parallel parking