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- The worst luck ever
- As nutty as a fruitcake
- The one thing I would do if I could control the weather is make it rain only over the lawns of people who run leaf blowers at seven in the morning
- Hungrier than a teenager who has just discovered the refrigerator is not a self cleaning machine
- The most ridiculous thing I’ve ever done after a breakup is changing my entire wardrobe to look mysterious and then getting recognized by the cashier at the grocery store
- More dangerous than driving home with a birthday cake on the passenger seat and a sudden urge to brake hard
- As clear as mud
- Every cloud has a silver lining and mine is apparently a coupon that expired yesterday
three dried up batteries from 2012 that I keep around just in case they magically recharge
asking if I have finished my homework when I am clearly holding a sandwich and a television remote
seventeen rubber bands tangled around a half used gift card to a store that went bankrupt
an instruction manual for a microwave I sold to a college student four years ago
a strange plastic tool that looks important but nobody in my family can identify
a single mystery key that opens a lock that probably no longer exists on this continent